Restaurant/Buttocks Incident

 

    “Yes!!!!!!” yelled Bobo. Big and round, Bobo’s face was shining up with physical light from his happiness. It was finally summer vacation after a grueling nine months at school. Bobo could finally relax from all that homework and after-school activities. But the biggest reason of his happiness was not summer vacation - it was the fact that he would be going to China for two months to visit the many relatives and school friends still living there.

    After three long days of restless waiting and packing, it was finally time to go to the airport.  Although the flight the Chang family was taking would leave at one in the morning, Bobo did not mind one bit; in fact, he preferred the midnight flight. Although he was a pretty smart kid, he hated studying and tried to play his iPad during every possible moment. Bobo was totally addicted to the awesome game, Clash of Clans. Surprisingly, Bella, his sister, loved that game almost as much as Bobo. So during the long hours in the waiting room, Bobo and Bella played Clash of Clans, commenting on each other’s attack strategy and teasing each other about how it was the only game where Bobo was better than his sister. “Oh, Bella, you are such a noob!” Bobo said casually.

    After a very interesting 12-hour plane ride in which Bobo and Bella explored the many entertainment gadgets on the back of the seat, Grandpa Chang was at the airport, all smiles, waiting to hug his grandchildren. After the hellos were said with a lot of hugging, Grandpa Chang revved his car’s engine and raced onto the highway. In less than an hour, Bobo and Bella unpacked their suitcases in their old room they had shared when they were little and lived there. Childhood memories rushed back to both of them.

    The first couple of weeks were 99.999% perfect. The Chang family ate, drank, and played all day everyday. They attended many parties, invited by relatives and friends. Bobo and Bella met up with their old friends from school and had a three-day sleepover at the Chang’s big penthouse apartment. Including Bobo and Bella, there were four boys and six girls. They played video games, Nerf guns, and gossiped. Time passed super quick, and in one supersonic fart, one month had gone by.

    The perfect summer vacation was disrupted during the first week of the second month. It all started when.......

    Bobo and his family were at a Japanese restaurant having fun with two of Bella’s friends.  They had been there for a while now, finishing the delicious appetizer of sashimi salad and miso soup. It was when platters, heaped with sashimi, Bobo’s favorite food by a millimeter, were served that a sticky situation popped up at Bobo.

    A gracefully soaring piece of sushi hit Bobo square in the cheek. For someone as chubby as Bobo, he had excellent reaction time. So while the children and adults were wondering what the heck happened, Bobo was already turning toward the direction of the food missile. Two tables over, Bobo caught the movement of a teenage boy’s head finish its turn back to his own table. Bobo excused himself to go to the restroom to take a closer look at the boy.

    When Bobo saw the boy’s face, his heart almost stopped. This boy was his Chinese Kindergarten school nightmare. This bully, Max, always showed interest in Bella. But Bobo had informed Bella what kind of person Max was, and because of that Max hated Bobo’s guts. His red-rimmed eyes and constant leer always gave Bobo the goosebumps; but now, that expression was a permanent feature on display. Dazed, Bobo continued to the restroom. When he finally exited the restroom, the sight that met him was worse than before. Max had stood up and was now talking to Bella. But everyone at the table seemed uncomfortable and mad because all the adults and children knew the stories of Max’s bullying. Bobo immediately felt lightheaded and swayed a little. But after several deep breaths, Bobo plucked up the courage to have his ultimate revenge.

    Bobo snuck behind Max’s gigantic buttocks like a professional assassin. This side of the restaurant wasn’t crowded at all, so there wasn’t anyone staring at Bobo. While Bobo was stealthily getting ready, he heard Max trying to make himself sound smarter than he really was. “Miz. Chang, I’m pretty sure you know I ain’t a good student at school,” Max told Bobo’s mom in an informal and impolite way. “But I’m actually a kinda genius. Me mom give me some, uh, some PreAlgebra, and I breezed through the whole page in less than two hours!” continued Max, making stuff up as he talked. Just as Bobo was about to move, Bella and one of her friends caught sight of him through Max’s legs. Max saw the stares and followed them. But Bobo thrust his protruding thumbs right at Max’s [buttocks] before Max could move out of the way.

    Max’s scream pierced through the zen of the Japanese restaurant. Bobo quickly sat down  next to his sister and asked innocently, “Did I miss anything? Hmm... I wonder why Max is crying.” Bella had the willpower to squeeze in one last comment before doubling over with laughter, “I have no idea either!” Although inside Bobo was feeling triumphant and laughing like crazy, he just sat there between four laughing people, staring round-eyed at his sister, pretending to be puzzled and innocent.

    The rest of the Chang family’s vacation passed pretty much just like the first month. The only difference was there was way more cracking up, especially at the [buttock] incident. Although Bobo had found himself in a very sticky situation, he handled it perfectly. (A bit too violently, though.)

A Bit Too Formal For Bobo, Until Something Happens...

 

    The short three months of awesome summer vacation flashed by before Bobo had fully started getting used to the free time everyday. There was still a little homework from his grandma, but without school work, he was able to cope with it easily. Sadly, this period of heavenly time ended before Bobo had even started to fully appreciate the vacation. And now, Bobo had to go through another nine months of school before the summer came around again. And to make things more tiresome for Bobo, he was going to junior high, where everything was way more complicated than elementary school.

    The first month of junior high had gone by at a snail’s pace for Bobo. He got lost in the maze of classes at least twice a day, due to his exceptionally bad sense of direction. He received dozens tardies from going to some random classroom that he thought to be his class, or circling the school desperately. Most of the time Bobo made it to class without being late was pure luck.

    Getting lost in mazes made Bobo feel very uncomfortable. Bella, popular as she was, had no trouble getting around. Whenever she got stuck, she would ask some guy for help, and that would do the trick. With Bobo, it was different. No guy or girl would help him, and the few people that would all had different classes than him.

    One particularly bad afternoon for Bobo in which he got lost four times in the seven periods they had, Daddy Chang announced something.

    “Everybody, this Saturday is a very important night for my career,” Daddy Chang said solemnly. “We will all be dining at a formal restaurant with a wealthy business customer of mine. We will be finalizing the details of his purchase of fifty backhoe loaders, twenty track excavators, forty all terrain forklifts, and biggest of all, one hundred wheel pavers.” Daddy continued, looking especially at Bobo, “Now, I want both of you children to be on your best behaviors. A-hem, BOBO!”

    Bobo was slightly offended, but still accepted the advice. He was exceedingly anxious about the formal dinner, for he was not used to being serious.

    The short one day of waiting felt like a year to Bobo. When it was time to go to the dinner, his dad gave him a suit to wear. It had an itchy and stuffy white shirt, a thick black formal jacket, and slightly long dress pants.  His mom also made him wear a checkered tie. After blowing off most of his sweat and warm air stuck inside the white shirt by hugging his fan for five minutes, he went out where his family was waiting, slightly impatiently. Bobo’s dad had on a similar stuffy suit, but Bella and Mrs. Chang were different. They wore matching light dresses that were thin enough to let air in yet kept most of the cold out too. Bobo envied them, and wondered, “Why didn’t tradition allow men to have a healthy breeze ‘round their privates?”

    When they arrived at the restaurant they were slightly early, and had to wait a while for Dad’s customer and his family, the Jeschers. When the four Jeschers got out of their big Mercedes sedan, Bobo felt his face rise in temperature. A very attractive girl that was Mr. Jescher’s daughter, walked right behind her very bulky brother wearing a tight suit that showed off his big muscles. But his face was lopsided and oddly squashed. His features were a total opposite of the good natured face of the Jescher daughter, Elly.  

    The children were given a separate table from the adults who wanted to converse without interruption. That meant Bobo had to sit with the mountain-like brother, James, while Bella and Elly faced them.

    The courses were all delicious. There was a little chatting, but Bobo was scared of James, who had an evil personality to match his face. After the courses were finished, Bobo got slightly more used to his dining mates. He started being his casual self again, making jokes that had Bella and Elly laughing a bit too loudly for polite manners. But James just scowled at Bobo when a joke came out. And at one time, James even made a sudden violent movement that caused Bobo flinch so much he toppled out of his chair. Both girls laughed again, although James’s scowl subdued the noise a little. When Bobo untangled himself, Mr. Chang gave him the “eye,” but Bobo didn’t care too much. He just pretended to be crying and said, “My dad just gave his ‘eye,’ and now I’m gonna be in BIG trouble!!!” Everyone except James cracked up again, but they were abruptly stopped by a weird sound. Swish-Thunk! James could not take anymore of Bobo’s jokes and punched him.  Bobo fell out of his chair for the second time, moaning. Elly came immediately to his side. Bobo was okay but dazed. (Bobo was surprised but happy to see Elly’s face close to his.) Mr. Jescher looked totally ashamed of his son as he restrained James from attacking Bobo again.  He said to Mr. Chang, “I promise to punish this uncontrollable son and force him to behave. You can count on me for that.”

    The dinner ended with the mood considerably heavier than it was when it started, even though the discussion for the construction had been successful. But in the parking lot, Bobo snuck up behind James and jabbed both thumbs into James’s sides, right above the hip bones and yelled, “TASE, LOSER!!!”

James went straight as a board, and had a small spasm and yelled in surprise. When James tried to catch him, Bobo, ducked under his swinging arms and ran up and squeezed in between Bella and Elly, trying to look round and innocent, just like in the Max incident. Everyone had seen what had happened and couldn’t stop laughing at the spasm James was having.

As the two families said good bye to each other, Bobo and Elly slowly approached and hugged. These two non-matching people had become good friends in one short night. Maybe a little more than just friends.

Chubby Pussy Cat Bobo Chang

 

    Bobang Chang, more commonly known as Bobo, is a chubby 11 year-old boy who recently immigrated to the U.S. with his family. With a perfectly round face, Bobo weighs almost 150 pounds. On that round face sits a squat little nose, pudgy eyes, and a big mouth that is always turned upward in a smile. Bobo’s pudgy eyes match his dark brown, almost black hair. All in all, his features give people the impression of a good natured kid.

Although Bobo’s face features do not suggest this, he is already 5’5”. Bobo was not always the tallest in his class. Since first grade he had been barely scraping four feet. He stayed barely four feet tall for almost four years. Then, during the end of fourth grade, Bobo finally started growing again. But he did not just grow slowly, he actually hit his growth spurt! Now, towering over everyone else, his body size has gone from almost obese to chubby. Usually, Bobo’s outfit is always the same style; a pair of baggy sweatpants, a size Large V-neck t-shirt, a nice sweatshirt to put over it, and a comfortable pair of tennis shoes for his rather wide feet. Although his parents are pretty wealthy, Bobo likes to wear plain clothes.

The Chang family is pretty much a normal family. Bobo, his parents, older sister, and grandparents all live in their small mansion. Both parents are PhD’s, but not very busy and support the family easily. Bobo’s dad works slightly more than his mom to allow her to spend time with Bobo and his sister, Bella. Bobo’s grandparents mainly stay home and cook meals for the family when they do not go out to eat. His grandma is really smart, so she helps the kids with homework. Bobo and Bella have totally opposite personalities. While Bobo just wears plain clothes, Bella is all about the latest fashion. While the style of her clothes attracts many boys, Bobo doesn’t appeal to  the girls at school. Bella is a slim girl, a total reverse from the chubby Bobo. But despite all the differences, Bobo is as close to Bella as a sibling can ever get.  Bella even gave Bobo another nickname, Pussy Cat.

There were many factors that led Bella to call Bobo “Pussy Cat.” Bobo was a timid boy from the moment he was born. He never wore clothes that weren’t mainly the colors black, gray, or tan. Until he reached his 8th birthday, Pussy Cat would have nightmares from rated PG movies. And even though he is already eleven years old, he’s still scared of the dark “ghosts” that hide in the shadows of every corner. Until only a year ago, he was still scared of those baby roller coasters that went only five miles an hour.

What kind of voice would you expect from a chubby, good natured looking kid that is called Bobo? Still a baby voice, right? Well, you are dead wrong! Surprisingly, Bobo’s voice is in the middle of changing and cracks a lot. But even though he is going through the process of maturing, his face is still clear of pimples. When he speaks, he uses perfect grammar and has no hint of an Asian accent. This section of dialogue will show you how Bobo introduces himself to one of his dad’s friends: “It is an honor to meet you, Mr. X. A-hem! Please sit down (A-hem!) while we wait for my father’s return.”

At school, his grades are all at least an A. Some credit should go to his awesome tutor grandma. One of his favorite subjects is Algebra, because it is the easiest to learn. Bobo has a natural sense of numbers. He likes science even more than math, though; especially the biology section. Bobo is very interested in how everything in the human body works. The other subjects are all pretty easy and enjoyable, even PE, unless it comes to running a mile. The sad part is that since Bobo is kind of a nerd, he doesn’t have a lot of friends. Only two people does he consider to be his true friends.

One of the reasons Bobo is kind of chubby is because of his interest in food. He really has no favorite food. He loves anything edible. He enjoys all cuisines: American, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Italian, French, German, you name it! But if picking a favorite food was a matter of life and death, then Bobo would decide on sashimi as his number one.

EXPLANATION

Personally, I think parts of Bobo the Pussycat are very similar to me. This guy reminds me of what  I was like when I was still in elementary school. This character was easy for me to create, for it was based on an earlier version of me.